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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

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