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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

G. K. Chesterton

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Winston Churchill

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Albert Einstein

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

Charles M. Schulz

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Great Quote

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Friendship Quote

The friendship that can come to an end, never really began.

- Publilius Syrus

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

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