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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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