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George Carlin Quotes
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Em very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight is actually cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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