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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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