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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Great Quote

A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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