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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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