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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

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Love Quote

Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.

- Eugenio Maria de Hostos

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Motivational Quote

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

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