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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Political Movements Quote

My interest is not in the capture of power, but in the control of power by the people.

- Jayaprakash Narayan

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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