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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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