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Religious faith has a lot to do with perspective. One goldfish said to the other goldfish, 'Do you believe in God?' And the other goldfish said, 'Of course I do. Who do you think changes the water?'
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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