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Religious faith has a lot to do with perspective. One goldfish said to the other goldfish, 'Do you believe in God?' And the other goldfish said, 'Of course I do. Who do you think changes the water?'

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If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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