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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
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