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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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Sad Quote
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now


Wisdom Quote
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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