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I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, 'Mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual.' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued.
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Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.


Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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