Everyone ought to be friends with a nun and a whore and while talking with them forget which is which.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

A man is already halfway in love with a woman who listens to him.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.

Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

Most people perform essentially meaningless work. When they retire, that truth is borne upon them.

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.