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Dave Barry Quotes
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
Inspirational Quote
Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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