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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

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