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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.


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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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