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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

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