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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

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