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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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