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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

- Audrey Hepburn

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