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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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