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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

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