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Dorothy Parker Quotes
Brief author info: Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) American writer, poet, short story writer, and screenplay writer; best known for epigrams; chief female member of Algonquin Round Table; famed for sharp wit.
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Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.
Scratch a lover and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe!
As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
Every loves the love before In a duller dress.
Woman's life must be wrapped up in a man, and the cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool with a man.
Now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Lips that taste of tears, they say Are the best for kissing.
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