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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.


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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

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