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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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