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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

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