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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

Garry Shandling

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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