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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Motivational Quote

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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