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Your socks should never be funnier than you are.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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