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Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise. Be as vague as possible; this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular; it's what everyone is waiting for.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
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