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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

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