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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Illness Quote

It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.

- Norman Washington Manley

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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