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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

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