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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Humorous Quote
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Funny Quote
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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