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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

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