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Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.'

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

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