'What is the meaning of life?' is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, 'I can't accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn't mean as little as I know I do.' Subconsciously you know you're full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You're dancing because you enjoy it.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one?

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.