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'What is the meaning of life?' is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, 'I can't accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn't mean as little as I know I do.' Subconsciously you know you're full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You're dancing because you enjoy it.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one?
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Sex Quote
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
Love Quote
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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