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As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then to get my own apartment.

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Dukakis is the Greek word for Mondale.

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Why is it that in 7-Eleven stores, they've got $10,000 worth of cameras watching twenty cents' worth of Twinkies?

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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