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As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then to get my own apartment.
Dukakis is the Greek word for Mondale.
Why is it that in 7-Eleven stores, they've got $10,000 worth of cameras watching twenty cents' worth of Twinkies?
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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