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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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