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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

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