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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.


Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

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