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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


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Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

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