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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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