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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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