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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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