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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.


Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Life Quote
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

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