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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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