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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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A great man stands on God. A small man stands on a great man.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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