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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.


Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Wise Quote
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

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