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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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