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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
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