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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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