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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

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