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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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Life is a game, play it.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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