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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

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