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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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Relationship Quote
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

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