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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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