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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.


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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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