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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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