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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Friendship Quote

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

- Muhammad Ali

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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