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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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