I want to tell you the truth about marriage, son: it's impossible. As impossible as making it into the big leagues. As impossible as making a million dollars. As impossible as doing the right things for your kids so that when they grow up, they love you as much as you love them. And the damn catch is that the only thing that keeps us from being a nation of empty suits is that every now and then we go for the impossible. And today, son, you're going for the impossible.