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If life on Planet Earth was really supposed to be a picnic, we would all have been born clutching gingham tablecloths.

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Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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