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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

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I support gay marriages. I believe they have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

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Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.

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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95.

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Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

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Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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