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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
I support gay marriages. I believe they have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95.
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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