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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Wise Quote

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

- Aristotle

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

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