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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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Diplomacy Quote
There are times when even the greatest tactician in diplomatic cunning is outclassed in his own game. It is then that he discovers that all that he thought he had gained is but loss, and that what is left of national honor and dignity is but the shadow of an illustrious past that is gone forever, or of a potentially great future that will never come.


Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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