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Lenny Bruce Quotes
Brief author info: Lenny Bruce (1923-1966) American comedian.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?
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Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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