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Lenny Bruce Quotes


Brief author info: Lenny Bruce (1923-1966) American comedian.


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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?
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Relationship Quote
A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.


Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Motivational Quote
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

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