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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Relationship Quote

Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.

- Baltasar Gracian

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

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