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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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