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Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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