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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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