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I told my mother I was going to have a natural childbirth. She said to me, 'Linda, you've been taking drugs all your life. Why stop now?'
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Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.


Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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