Romance takes place in the middle distance. Romance is looking in at yourself through a window clouded with dew. Romance means leaving things out: where life grunts and shuffles, romance only sighs.

Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there's less of you.

Fear has a smell, as love does.

Does feminist mean large unpleasant person who will shout at you or someone who believes women are human beings? To me it's the latter, so I sign up.