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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Girls Quote
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Sad Quote
There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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