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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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