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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Wise Quote
No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
Happiness Quote
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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