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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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