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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

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