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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.
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Wisdom Quote
Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
Love Quote
Love is being stupid together.
Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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