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The only things that are certain are death and taxes, and that I can buy a penis extension from my inbox.

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Friendship Quote

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

- Muhammad Ali

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

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