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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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Funny Quote
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


Truth Quote
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

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