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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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