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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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