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I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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