Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying.

How marriage ruins a man. It's as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

In married life three is company and two is none.

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.