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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.


Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Relationship Quote
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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