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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

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One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

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The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

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Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

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Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

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I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

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It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

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