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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
I'm against hunting - in fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Wise Quote
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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