Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.