Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.