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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
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There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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