Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.