Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.