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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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