Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
It always seems impossible until it's done.
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.