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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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