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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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