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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Sad Quote
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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