Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.