Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources