Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.
Everything you can imagine is real.