Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.