Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.