Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.