Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.