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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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