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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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