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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.
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