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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

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Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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