Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.