Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.