Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
It always seems impossible until it's done.
The friendship that can come to an end, never really began.
No man is poor who has a Godly mother.