Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.