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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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The road to success is always under construction
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