Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.