Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?