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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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