Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.