Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.