Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.