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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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