Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.