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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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