Phyllis Diller Quotes
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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
The road to success is always under construction