Phyllis Diller Quotes
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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Love is being stupid together.