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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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