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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

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