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The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food.
Why am I bothering to eat this chocolate? I might as well just apply it directly to my thighs.
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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