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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
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