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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
I know how to do anything-I'm a mom.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Love Quote
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
Funny Quote
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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