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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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