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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!
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Friendship Quote
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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