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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three and a half weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet!

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Motivational Quote

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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