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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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