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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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