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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.

- Baltasar Gracian

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