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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

Sarah Silverman

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Illness Quote

It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.

- Norman Washington Manley

Love Quote

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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