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Stanislaw J. Lec Quotes

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You'll always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.
A man who is a genius and doesn't know it probably isn't.
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
Do not ask God the way to heaven; He will show you the hardest way.
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse!
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?
No snowflake in the avalanche ever feels responsible.





Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Inspirational Quote
You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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