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Steven Wright Quotes
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I lost a buttonhole.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
About four years ago ... No, it was yesterday.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I was going to commit suicide the other day, but I must not have been serious because I bought a beach towel.
Love Quote
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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