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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.
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Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.


Funny Quote
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

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