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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.
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Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.


Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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