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My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

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Love Quote

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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