Tim Allen Quotes

Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.

FEATURED

AUTHORS

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

View Quotes >>

Marilyn Monroe

Famous American actress, model and singer.

View Quotes >>

Albert Einstein

German-born mathematician and theoretical physicist.

If you like this page, please
share it with your friends!

Tim Allen Quotes

Showing: 1 - 1 Tim Allen Quotes of 1

My aunt, thirty years a feminist, says, 'A car is just an extension of your penis.' Oh, I wish.

Tim Allen

Browse Page(s):

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Home Page About Project Link to Us Tell a Friend Contact Us Privacy Policy Copyright Statement

All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.