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Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I think everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Humor is the shortest distance between two people.
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Inspirational Quote
Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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