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If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
The hippopotamus is monogamous. He looks as if he would have to be.
The love bird is one hundred per cent faithful to his mate, who is locked in the same cage.
The dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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Here is the secret of inspiration: tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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