Will Rogers Quotes
Brief author info: Will Rogers (1879-1935) American humorist and actor.
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If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone "America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership."
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do- well, that's Memoirs.
The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
You can't say civilization dont advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
Communism is like Prohibition, its a good idea but it won't work.
One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.
The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.
Believe in something for another World, but dont be too set on what it is, and then you wont start out that life with a disappointment.
Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.