It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

Advice: the suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

"What would Jesus do?" may be a good philosophy of life for some, but I find that it rarely helps me decide how much to tip a hooker.

Advice should always be consumed between two thick slices of doubt.

No one wants advice - only corroboration.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought of it himself.

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not and never persist in trying to set people right.

Strange, when you ask anyone's advice you see yourself what is right.