Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.

Christians have burnt each other, quite persuaded That all the Apostles would have done as they did.

Christianity in particular should be dubbed a great treasure-chamber of ingenious consolations, such a store of refreshing, soothing, deadening drugs has it accumulated within itself.

The Catholic must adopt the decision handed down to him; the Protestant must learn to decide for himself.

The Christian religion is based on the economic policy that dead people don't ask for refunds.

The idea of Christ is much older than Christianity.

Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.

I was raised as a Catholic and received the body and blood of Jesus Christ every Sunday at communion until I was thirty years of age, when I became a vegetarian.

Catholic: confession on Saturday, absolution on Sunday. At it again on Monday.

Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of fundamentalist Christianity. Fundamentalism, with its born-again regression, its pink-and-gold concept of heaven, its literal-mindedness, its rambunctious good cheer ... its anti-intellectualism ... its puerile hymns ... and its faith-healing ... are made to order for King Kid America.