The internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

The internet is an elite operation. Most of the population of the world has never even made a phone call.

There's so much darn porn on the internet, I never get out of the house.

The internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

The net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.