As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.

In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR discovered the hoax in 1936, the two men decided to stay together for the sake of the children.

Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.

If President Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt?