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There is no kind of false wit which has been so recommended by the practice of all ages, as that which consists in a jingle of words, and is comprehended under the general name of Punning.

Joseph Addison

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

Edgar Allan Poe

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Love Quote

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

- Katharine Hepburn

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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